Never Again!

Alright mates...

Last night I was dragged to some sort of Midnight Madness shopping! I ask you...What is going on here? I don't ever remember agreein' to such a thing! Nor did I expect to find me self strapped into some sort of Children's seat.

Oh, the girls had a good laugh at Cap'n Little Jack. But I.... I is not laughing matey! Just look what they done to me! Does anyone else have this problem?

Needless to say, I stayed in the car whilst they hurried about. I don't think I shall be doing this again. At least I good some good turkey out of it!

RAKING up is hard to do!

What started out as a great beginning to me weekend....has now turned to tears! At least they're not my tears! *chuckle* (Hey don't roll yer eyes! I am a pirate afterall)

I had me first experience with a Wisconsin fall cleanup. I wouldn't wish this upon any of me worst enemies! It be a tough job to rake all those leaves!

I can't say as I was much help to me mum. I started out with good intentions.....well as good as a pirate's intentions are...but I was too tired to continue!

Then.....as she was raking away.....BOOM! A tree fell on her car! That's right...the infamous Mini Cooper has suffered a most horrific blow! It took the side mirror almost completely off....it DID manage to take off the antena.....and scratch and dent the poor car all over! She was in tears! Now she knows how I feel about me ship! (Well when I get me ship anyway)

I decided to take a look at the damage. There was nothing I could do....except laugh. (Which I was most horribly and unjustly repremanded fer)

Can you see the dents?

Perhaps it is fate...or some other good fortune that this happened. Now I have timber to use for me ship!

What's all this noise?

Hello my bloggin' mates! I've been laying low...trying to work on me ship! However, I find it very hard to do so when my mum is listening to things like this!

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!



THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE DANCE!!



Now tell me....how's a pirate supposed to carry on his work with this noise going on all the time?

I will say I find it rather amusing to see my mum attempt to dance to these songs!